Husband and wife are snugly in bed.
The passion is heating up. Then the wife stops him and says:” I don’t feel like
it. I just want you to hold me.”
The next day the husband takes his wife
shopping. At a big department store, he tells her to try on three very
expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He tells his wife to take all three. Then
they go and get matching shoes. Very expensive shoes.
Next was the jewellery
section, for a set of diamond ear rings. The wife is so excited. She says:”
okay, I’m ready, let’s go to the cash register.” The husband says:” No, honey,
I suddenly don’t feel like paying for it. I just want you to hold this stuff.
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