Conversations in Beijing, Chengde & Wulanbutong Grassland

# 1

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“Look, there’s Beijing Electric Power Hospital!” 

“Haven’t seen in Malaysia” 

“Rosamond, do you know about that?” 

“No idea” 

“You guess” 

“China people come for this hospital to report electricity breakdown”. 

“It’s better to confirm with Beijing tour guide.” 

“What’s the function of Beijing Electric Power Hospital, Beijing tour guide” 

“It specifically caters for electricity companies’ staff. It’s part of their employees benefits-cheaper medical costs”

#2 

“Papa applies hair cream today. That’s why he seems different.” 

“Not the hair cream, his hairs getting oily results stopping washing last night”

#3 

“My father once travels with us to Peninsular Malaysia. The taxi driver asks how he lives in the trees after learning he comes from Sarawak.” 

“The trees are big enough, can make many rooms, kitchens and dining halls”. 

“Don’t deny the two idiots talks”

#4 

Wulanbutong grassland

“Are you interested to take photos in the grassland?” 

“Eik, so many people died in the grassland during Genghis Khan’s wars”.

#5 

 Summer Palace/Yi He Yuan

“I prefer Summer Palace (颐和园)”. 

“I want to stay my lifetime in there if possible”. 

“I can go for morning jogging, enjoying the wonderful views across the lake” 

“A place that live up to its name- 颐养天年(i.e retire)” 

“You quickly touch the tree to avoid Empress Cixi call you to be with her”.

#6 

“Come here, Beijing tour guide”. 

“Why these salty vegetables served with not sweetened corn porridges and mantou?” 

“This is the common dishes grassland breakfast”. 

“City people visit grassland for relaxation love to have corn porridge that rich in fibers” 

“It can add with sugars to become sweet corn porridge”. 

“Salty vegetables are the toppings for Mantou” 

“Fermented bean curd is the good stuff I tell you especially for women” 

“Eik, Eik, Eik” 

“Nah, take it. Please get more hard boiled eggs for us, the only thing we want to eat”

#7 

“Aren’t you all going out later?” *Nodding heads* 

“Please go with a group of people, at least minimum 3 people”. 

“lang appears at night times. You all have to be careful”. 

“What kind of night times “lang”? You’ve to tell us clearly?” 

“Lang is the wolves” 

“Ah I see. If se lang/色狼 (i.e pervert) I won’t scare”.

#8 

“Officially a “good man” since today been to Great Wall China” 

“There’s a famous Chinese saying “who has never been to Great Wall China is not the good man”. 

 “Aiya, it’s the marketing slogan entice you to China” 

“Cheat one, don’t believe.”

#9 

“Waiter, I need the rice scooper” 

“Wait a moment” 

“The sky turns bright if we wait them”. 

“Not bright but extremely bright”. 

“Let’s use soup scooper.” 

“You’re the first I noted in using soup scooper for getting the rice”.

#10 

“You don’t have to give me the tomato soup which looking spicy”. 

“That is the famous dish of China-Mian Ge Da”. 

“Try” 

“….”. 

“Does it taste good?” 

“Hmmm….nice. tasty.” 

“Give me more”.

#11 

 meeting room of Kang Xi emperor in Bi Su San Zhuang, Chengde

“Kang Xi emperor’s meeting room is smaller than the park” 

“HAHAHA.” 

#12 

 " Ini si bodoh,everyone climbs up the Great Wall China from right sides staircases except her". 

" I go up to teach her" 

"No, no, no" 

"It's fucking steep, you'll fall down"

(screaming in prohibiting is useless at the end) 

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